The Monday Where The Egg White Remedy Blew Away My Fever

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08.30 am – Woke up. Showered. Breakfasted.

09.30 am – Updated famouschris.

10.30 am – Got distracted by facebook and friendster.

Blog hopped to Fireangel, TimothyTiah, KennySia, Mhyshael, WeeLiem, Mysticeline, TvSmith, chanlilian, rockybru.

11.00 am – Continued updating famouschris.

12.00 pm – Lunched.

12.30 pm – Was feeling as dizzy as hell. Left it all and went to bed.

02.30 pm – Woke up. Was still feeling feverish. Read RPK’s It’s All In The Game, soccernet.

03.00 pm – Updated famouschris.

04.00 pm – Was feeling dizzy so I just napped. Again.

06.00 pm – Woke up. Fever still high. Checked online and found a home remedy for fever that worked for hundreds of others. Couldn’t find the thermometer, so I had to wait till mum got home. I wanted to try the egg white wrapped around legs thingy out but not without proof.

Checked out videos of yesterday night’s Protes rally by Anwar.

Part 1

Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

07.00 pm – Couldn’t stand it anymore. Went down the road myself to buy dinner, a thermometer and 10 pieces of eggs.

07.30 pm – Ate up my fish porridge.

After that I separated 4 egg whites from the yolks.

07.50 pm – Began my experiment.

First temperature taken.

Dipped two thin handkerchiefs into the bowl of egg whites and swirled it around, making sure that it’s evenly distributed. Then, I wrapped my right leg

and left

before wrapping them with a pair of socks on top. Instantly, I felt my feet starting to burn.

However, half an hour later…

my temperature rose! WTF?

08.30 pm – Watched Steve Carell in Saturday Night Live.

Another half an hour later, it dropped 0.1 degree Celsius.

09.00 pm – Stopped watching. The jokes are just not getting through to me.

Another half an hour later, it dropped 0.3 degree Celsius.

And another, dropping significantly by 1.1 degree Celsius. I was feeling pretty damn happy at this point.

09.55 pm – Until….. I puked fish porridge.

FUCK! MCB!

The stomach acid passing through is making the sore at my throat tear through my skin!

Avoided solids after that episode. Took a sachet of ORS.

Took another reading. My temperature rose back up to 38.4°C

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10.15 pm – I couldn’t care less. Was feeling too dizzy and pissed off. Slept with the egg white hankies on my feet in Tesco plastic bags with socks on.

11.50 am – Woke up. Took off the egg white stuff.

Took a reading and surprise, surprise~!

Lowest reading of the day.

It worked. The egg white fever remedy really works!

12.00 am – Slept back straight away after measuring. Happily =)

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5 thoughts on “The Monday Where The Egg White Remedy Blew Away My Fever”

  1. Hehe… Actually a fever is a sign that your body is already fighting off an infection. Some pathogens require very strict temperature ranges, and a fever can actually hinder them.
    Best solution is lots of water to keep hydrated and bed rest. Unless of course you hit the levels of hyperpyrexia(>41’C) then you should be in the hospital.

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