The Thursday I Made Applesauce

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05.00 am – Woke up before the sun and birds to a very bad diarrhea.

09.42 am – Stuck to the BRATTY diet of Bananas Rice Applesauce Toast Tea Yoghurt.

Slept for as much as I could.

12.00 pm – Watched Mark Gungor’s Laugh Your Way.

04.38 pm – Started to make homemade applesauce.

First, remove the skin from the apple.

Then, decore it.

Next, slice the apple up into tiny chunks.

Throw them all into a pot and fill it with enough water.

Put it on top of a small to medium fire.

Let it cook for half an hour.

By then it should be soft.

Put in a pinch of brown sugar.

Put in an inch of cinnamon.

Mash the apples.

It should look something like this.

The reason why applesauce is preferred to apple is because the pectin levels are higher once you cook apples. We want pectin as it decreases stool weight.

05.18 pm – Late lunch.

Yoghurt.

08.19 pm – Dinner.

Yoghurt again, as it is the most important item that replenishes the good bacteria in the intestines.

12.00 am – zzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The Monday Where The Egg White Remedy Blew Away My Fever

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08.30 am – Woke up. Showered. Breakfasted.

09.30 am – Updated famouschris.

10.30 am – Got distracted by facebook and friendster.

Blog hopped to Fireangel, TimothyTiah, KennySia, Mhyshael, WeeLiem, Mysticeline, TvSmith, chanlilian, rockybru.

11.00 am – Continued updating famouschris.

12.00 pm – Lunched.

12.30 pm – Was feeling as dizzy as hell. Left it all and went to bed.

02.30 pm – Woke up. Was still feeling feverish. Read RPK’s It’s All In The Game, soccernet.

03.00 pm – Updated famouschris.

04.00 pm – Was feeling dizzy so I just napped. Again.

06.00 pm – Woke up. Fever still high. Checked online and found a home remedy for fever that worked for hundreds of others. Couldn’t find the thermometer, so I had to wait till mum got home. I wanted to try the egg white wrapped around legs thingy out but not without proof.

Checked out videos of yesterday night’s Protes rally by Anwar.

Part 1

Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

07.00 pm – Couldn’t stand it anymore. Went down the road myself to buy dinner, a thermometer and 10 pieces of eggs.

07.30 pm – Ate up my fish porridge.

After that I separated 4 egg whites from the yolks.

07.50 pm – Began my experiment.

First temperature taken.

Dipped two thin handkerchiefs into the bowl of egg whites and swirled it around, making sure that it’s evenly distributed. Then, I wrapped my right leg

and left

before wrapping them with a pair of socks on top. Instantly, I felt my feet starting to burn.

However, half an hour later…

my temperature rose! WTF?

08.30 pm – Watched Steve Carell in Saturday Night Live.

Another half an hour later, it dropped 0.1 degree Celsius.

09.00 pm – Stopped watching. The jokes are just not getting through to me.

Another half an hour later, it dropped 0.3 degree Celsius.

And another, dropping significantly by 1.1 degree Celsius. I was feeling pretty damn happy at this point.

09.55 pm – Until….. I puked fish porridge.

FUCK! MCB!

The stomach acid passing through is making the sore at my throat tear through my skin!

Avoided solids after that episode. Took a sachet of ORS.

Took another reading. My temperature rose back up to 38.4°C

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10.15 pm – I couldn’t care less. Was feeling too dizzy and pissed off. Slept with the egg white hankies on my feet in Tesco plastic bags with socks on.

11.50 am – Woke up. Took off the egg white stuff.

Took a reading and surprise, surprise~!

Lowest reading of the day.

It worked. The egg white fever remedy really works!

12.00 am – Slept back straight away after measuring. Happily =)