The Day Andy Tai Married Ann Marie

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Congratulations Andy! After 9 long years of being together, you finally tied the knot.

The affair took up the entire weekend. The dinner was held in E&O on a Saturday night whereas the ceremony was held the next morning. I know Andy would have preferred it to be done in a more practical sequence but he had to satisfy the whims and fancies of his elders.

06.34 pm – Arrival at E&O’s ballroom and immediately noticed Andy’s unacceptably over-photoshopped studio portraits. Haha.

The wedding shots printed into 3 books.

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The Last Wednesday Of 2008

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10.30 am – Had a cup of milo,

apples and

buttered toasts for

breakfast.

12.00 pm – Went over to CIMB bank again after checking that Western Union is back online.

12.30 pm – Took the opportunity to take out the rest of my room’s curtains,

as it was a hot day,

to wash.

I’m thankful to have a washing machine.

The whole washing and drying process

took only 5 hours. As it was a hot day, it dried up in less than 1 hour.

Made a cup of Nescafe

before sinking these into my stomach.

07.30 pm – Had winter melon soup,

deep fried fish,

steamed tofu and

stir fried vegetables

for dinner.

10.00 pm – Ate again at Sup Hameed before going clubbing.

It slows down the pace of alcohol reaching the liver.

10.30 pm – MOIS, Upper Penang Road.

Andy : Where is my dildo?

Sashiki : 2 cups for me. yay! (actually, I look forward to 3-4 bottles) *inside joke*

Andy : Lim Kit Siang needs you.

Ada hantu.

Geoffrey : Eh?

Andy : Yeah, dance, yeah, c’mon people!

Jason : You’re scary, dude.

Andy : ~Ah! Pull it. Harder!

Geoffrey : Dude, I think that chick in black saw you in ‘the zone’ just now.

Me : No ice please.

Chicas 1.

Chicas 2.

Andy : I need to get laid.

Sashiki : Yeah, twice.

Shawn : Wo lai liao!

Jason : Dance, Nicky, dance!

Nicky : Yeah baby!

Nicky : I’m a teapot.

Chicas 3.

Chicas 4.

03.30 am – Had nasi kandar at

Kassim Mustafa.

05.00 am – zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The Christmas Eve Wednesday Of 2008

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09.00 am – Had buttered bread and

a cup of milo nestum for

breakfast with

this little girl.

11.00 am – Got picked up by this fella and headed on to

Komtar’s Exotic Tattoo to

get his sun tattoo

on his leg.

*gulp* here we go again~

01.00 pm – Went over to the corner coffee shop beside Burmah Road’s Lancia Auto for

nasi Melayu.

The array of dishes.

The pricelist.

~yum

Been addicted to this type of ikan goreng since being introduced to it by Shawn the prawn.

03.00 pm – Went for a haircut.

09.00 pm – Went over to Cititel Penang’s Zhonghua Gourmet for a nice meal with buddies.

Appetizer.

Coated nut.

We had chicken,

deep fried shredded vegetables,

pork ribs,

scrambled eggs,

long beans,

fish (i forgot what this type is called),

chicken 2 for

dinner.

The left 5.

The right 5.

10.30 pm – MOIS, Upper Penang Road.

The bumblebee.

The dove.

The ~.

The siblings.

Anthony the manatee (on the right) felt bored. And when Anthony feels bored, he likes to strike fear into people. Unlucky for Shawn, Anthony was just next to him.

After acquiring a target, Anthony started to fill up a cup with ice cubes.

Shawn, feeling fearful, tried to negotiate.

Anthony got pissed.

Anthony threatened Shawn again.

Nicky the kaypochi who wanted to feel godly, joined in the threats.

Shawn who couldn’t take the pressure, ran off to his former high school scouts.

Shawn : “For the love of 1st South, drink this for me mofos!”

The finger : “Eh! Dun kesi!”

Shawn : “Ah, bollocks!”

Shawn : “I hate you guys.”

Shawn : “Find me a chick, Andy! I’ll be here.”

Andy : “Come have a drink first.”

Andy : “Now, you, dance with my girlfriend.”

Shawn : @[email protected]

Shawn : “I’m sorry Andy. I’ll never ask for a chick from you in future.”

The End.

The importance of afternoon naps.

By 1:24 am, Anthony was already a happy boy.

Andy : “No one wants to talk to me. *sobs*”

One of the few hot mothers that I know of. The other being Justina.

Cannot la, Joline.

This one is so much nicer. Much more natural.

Nicky : “Guys, please don’t act cool like me can ah? Maybe u can try something else? Maybe cute?”

Nicky : “Yeah. I think I’m hot.”

Anthony : “I think you’re hot. I want you.”

Geoffrey : “Alamak!”

(The picture above has been awarded Snapshot Of The Year 2008)

Joline : “Where the hell is my panties?”

Went over to Batu Maung’s Dinas

for nasi kandar. There were just too many people in Nasi Beratur and Raffee. Can’t think of any other place nearby.

05.00 am – zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz