The Monday I Bought Balloons From One Image Balloon Deco

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08.16 am – Woke up to a slice of banana toast.

Had a packet of Crispy’s

milk chocolate with cereal.

09.34 am – The AAM letter.

The price for a year’s worth of unlimited car towing anywhere in Malaysia.

The member card.

The car stickers.

The free personal accident insurance that came with the renewal.

The sum insured.

12.28 pm – Lunch.

Caffeine fix.

03.27 pm – Went to the photo shop to get the

digital photos

developed.

03.54 pm – Went to one of the only balloon shop in Penang to get me my orders.

The balloon varieties.

The aluminum foiled balloons that last for years.

Balloons by the wall.

Filled in the most expensive type of helium that lasts for at least 48 hours and paid RM4 per piece. The other helium type is cheaper but lasts for less than 10 hours.

04.32 pm – Cooked me some instant noodles.

My last packet of cintan goreng pedas.

06.02 pm – Collected my bouquet of sunnies from Island Glades’s very own deMay florist located behind Sports Toto.

07.00 pm – Badminton with buddies.

09.23 pm – Filled up my stomach.

10.28 pm – Planted the surprise for Project 1Year.

12.00 am – zzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

Thrusday The 20th of August 2009

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08.30 am – Had oats,

banana toasts,

apples and

soft boiled eggs for breakfast.

01.00 pm – Had scrambled eggs with curry pork and cabbage for lunch.

05.00 pm – Banana toasts and

yogurt for afternoon snack.

07.00 pm – Power Training @ ZeroFitness.

08.30 pmFarveen’s nasi dalkandar for dinner.

An apple for dessert.

12.00 am – zzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

The Monday I Booked My 4D3N Accommodation At Bali For RM55

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09.00 am – Had a cup of oats,

big, white eggs and

banana toasts for breakfast.

01.00 pm – Lunch.

05.30 pm – Mangoes and

coconut oil toasts for afternoon break.

07.30 pm – Badminton @ Chung Hwa.

09.00 pm – Kafe Mandarin for dinner.

Nasi dalkandar Farveen’s.

~yum.

12.00 am – Stayed up and waited for the release of Tune Hotel’s Bali room reservation.

Managed to book myself a room for 3 nights for RM55. What a steal!

01.00 am – zzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

The Monday I Met Up With My University Roommates

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08.30 am – Had soft boiled eggs and

butter toasts for breakfast.

12.30 pm – A bunch of bananas on the way home

from lunch.

02.30 pm – Eminem’s latest song reply to Mariah’s Obsessed is wicked!

Only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me,
Now Im pissed off.

Sit back homey relax, infact grab a six pack, kick back while I kick facts,
Yeah Dre sick track, perfect way to get back
Wanna hear something wick wack?
I got the same exact tat thats on Nicks back
Im obsessed now,
Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee,
Wow Mariah, didnt expect her to go balls out,
Bitch, shut the fuck up before I put all them phone calls out, you made to my house when you was wild n out before Nick,
When you was on my dick and give you somethin to smile about,
How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count,
Better shut your lying mouth if you dont want Nick finding out,
You probably think cuz its been so long if i had something on you I woulda did it by now,
Oh on the contrary, Mary Poppins, Im mixing our studio session down and sending it to mastering to make it loud,
Enough dirt on you to murder you,
This is what the fuck I do,
Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?
However you prefer to do and goes for Nick too, faggot
You think Im scared of you?
You gonna ruin my career you better get one,
Like Ima sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cunt that made me put up with her psycho ass over 6 months and only spread her legs to let me hit once,
Yeah, what you gonna say? Im lucky? Tell the public that I was so ugly that you fucking had to be drunk to fuck me?
Second base? What the fuck you tell Nick, pumpkin?
In the second week we was dry humping. Its gotta count for something,
Listen, girly. Surely you dont want me to talk about how I nutted early ‘cos ejaculated prematurely and bust all over your belly, and you almost started hurling and said I was gross, go get a towel youre stomachs curling.
Or maybe you do.
But if Im embarrassing me, Im embarrassing you and dont you dare say it isnt true.
As long as the songs getting airplay Im dissing you.
Im a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued.
I was gonna stop at 16. That was 32. This is 34 bars. We aint even third of the way through.
Damn, Slim. Mariah played you. Mariah who?
Oh did I say whore, Nick? I meant a liar too.
Like Ive been goin off on you all this time for no reason,
Girl you out ya alcholic mind. Check ya wine cellar. Look at all the amounts of all the wine,
Like I fuckin sit around and think about you all the time,
I just think this shit is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme.
But fuck it now im about to draw the line.
And for you to cross it thats a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb.
I can describe areas of your house you wouldnt find on an episode of Cribs,
A blow below the ribs if I hear another word so dont go opening your jibs cos every time you do its just another load of fibs,
I aint saying this shit again, ho, you know what it is.
Its a warning shot for I blow up ya whole spot,
Call my bluff and Ill release every fucking thing I got,
Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top,
When me and Luis were tryin to stick two CDs in the same spot,

(Slim Shady I love you)
I love you too
Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo. Now what you say?
(Its nothing)
Yeah so what Ill do?
Is refresh your memory when you said I want you
Now should I keep going or should we call truce?
(You think youre cute, right? Hahaha)
You bet your sweet ass I do
(Im Mary Poppins, b)
And Im Superman, ooo
(Mary P. Slim Shady)
Comin at you
So if youll still be my (babygirl)
Then Ill still be your (Superhero, Wilma M.)
Yeah, Im right here
(You like this)
Nope. Not anymore, Dear.
It cuts like a (knife) when I tell ya get a (life)
But Im movin on with mine
Nick, is that your (wife)
Well tell her to shut her mouth then Ill leave her alone,
If she dont (sing this script?) then Ima just keep goin.
(I see Mary Ann. Mary Anns saying cut the tape, cut the tape. Knife!)

04.30 pm – Had watermelons and

mangoes and

toasts for

afternoon break.

Fullmetal Alchemist : Brotherhood 18.

06.00 pm – Trailer for Jack Neo’s latest movie “Where got ghost?”

07.30 pm – Badminton @ Chung Hwa.

09.30 pm – Had Farveen’s for dinner.

10.30 pm – Went over to Paradise Sandy Beach Resort to meet up with Haruramathevar who was in Penang

for a meeting.

11.00 pm – Went to Sri Ananda Bahwan for supper.

University roommates, all 3 of us. Jian Loong (far left) and Haru (middle) slept on top of each other while I was straight and normal and slept on my own. 😈

(note Haru’s hands near his pants)

02.00 am – zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

The Wednesday My Gmail Got Hacked

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10.00 am – Sliced this bugger into fours.

Breakfast consisted of Gardenia butterscotches, 1/8 of a honeydew and

oats milk.

10.30 am – Opened my Gmail inbox and found myself staring at so many mail delivery failures.

Checked the contents and realized.

I’ve been hacked. Fuck. My entire contact list was stolen and I’ve been getting mail delivery failures since this incident happened.

01.00 pm – Lunch.

01.30 on – Bleach 221.

bleach 221

06.00 pm – Break time!

2 bak chang + 2 tnee chang.

09.00 pm – Badminton tonight was quiet. All the other courts were empty. Langsung tak meriah. =(

11.00 pm – Had a packet of nasi kandar from Farveen’s and

1 bak chang and tnee chang for supper.

12.30 am – Pearline, your status message made my day.

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02.45 am – Watched Barcelona kick Manchester United’s ass.

The first goal came from Eto’o. I was screaming mad when he scored.

Awesome stuff.

The next goal from Messi sealed the game.

I also took out my slippers and celebrate with him.

Random Spanish chicas.

Coach Pep Guardiola having his ass groped.

05.00 am – zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The Wednesday I Tried Wingsfood Mi Sedap Perisa Ayam Bawang

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09.00 am – Woke up to a piece of banana toast,

oats milk and

soft boiled eggs.

01.00 pm – Lunch.

02.00 pm – Bleach 220.

bleach 220

05.30 pm – Started preparing for a heavy snack.

The delicious, tasty bad stuff.

It tasted okay. Not too bad. Still, I think that the dry type of instant noodles are better.

07.00 pm – The Wrestler. An emotional low budget film. Not everyone’s usual cup of tea.

the wrestler

FC Rating : 6.5/10

10.00 pm – Badminton with buddies.

11.00 pm – Bought a packet of nasi kandar from

Farveen’s at Mandarin Cafe.

BEST!~!

12.30 am – Started watching Fullmetal Alchemist : Brotherhood. This ‘brotherhood’ version is going to follow the manga exactly, unlike the previous version that took off on its own after a while. Personally, I’d put this anime on the same level of hotness as Bleach.

fullmetal alchemist brotherhood

01.30 am – Fullmetal Alchemist : Brotherhood 2

fullmetal alchemist brotherhood

02.00 am – Fullmetal Alchemist : Brotherhood 3

fullmetal alchemist brotherhood

02.30 am – zzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz

The Monday The Credit Card Bill Came

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09.00 am – Went to O&N Coffee Shop for

wan than mee.

Breakfast.

11.00 am – Credit card bill came.

01.00 pm – Bought a bunch of bananas and

lunch.

04.30 pm – An apple and

peanut butter toasts for tea break!

05.00 pm – Frightened Fail.

06.30 pmPower Training at Zero Fitness Gym.

power training.

08.00 pm – Farveen’s nasi dalkandar for dinner.

11.00 pm – Scrubs s08e12 & s08e13.

12.30 am – zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz

The Tuesday I’m Introducing You To Bruno

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09.00 am – Breakfast.

01.00 pm – Lunch.

Kiam chai boey.

The 3 ingredients that make up my coffee.

05.00 pm – Introducing….. BRUNO.

06.00 pm – Coconut oil toasts before gym.

08.30 pm – Dinner.

11.00 pm – Supper.

12.00 am – How I Met your Mother s04e18.

how i met your mother old king clancy

12.30 am – Heroes s03e20.

heroes cold snap

01.30 am – zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

The Friday I Had Esplanade’s Mee Sotong Goreng For The 2nd Time

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09.30 am – Had soft boiled eggs (2nd successful attempt! yay!)

buttered toasts and

bananas for

breakfast.

01.30 pm – Went over to Esplanade’s Food Court for it’s

super duper delicious

special mee sotong. ~sedap

02.30 pm – Let myself be serenaded by Romeo.

06.30 pm – Went out for a jog around Island Glades

for half an hour.

07.30 pm – Had dinner.

09.00 pm – Collected the tickets for Bolt.

09.30 pm – Went down to McDonald’s for a quick bite

before heading back to the cinema. I liked Rhino the hamster a lot!

FC Rating : 8/10

Rhino rocks!

12.00 am – Went over to Upper Penang Road’s Tiger Arms for a few rounds of Guinness.

03.00 am – zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz