The Saturday I Went To Sunset Bistro For The First Time

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10.30 am – Sliced a red apple

into slices,

made a cup of oats milk and

a bowl of soft boiled eggs for

breakfast.

03.00 pm – Went over to Exotic Tattoo to get

Max’s opinion.

04.00 pm – Went over to Perak Road’s Joo Huat Restaurant for a late, late lunch.

Had ham chim peng,

wan than mee and

a piece of coconut ban chien koay.

10.00 pm – Went to fill my stomach with the most delicious burger in the whole of Penang, (some say Malaysia) at

Jelutong’s post office.

Bersilat sambil masak.

I can’t help but wonder why Sempoii needed to mention that their oblong burgers are 100% bumiputera? Comes across as racist to me.

~yum.

11.30 pm – Parked at Parkroyal Hotel Penang and walked over to

Sunset Bistro from the beach.

Pretty nice place I must say.

They even have a crocodile. How cool is that?

Chilled by the beach over

a bucket of beer.

02.00 am – zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The Christmas Eve Wednesday Of 2008

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09.00 am – Had buttered bread and

a cup of milo nestum for

breakfast with

this little girl.

11.00 am – Got picked up by this fella and headed on to

Komtar’s Exotic Tattoo to

get his sun tattoo

on his leg.

*gulp* here we go again~

01.00 pm – Went over to the corner coffee shop beside Burmah Road’s Lancia Auto for

nasi Melayu.

The array of dishes.

The pricelist.

~yum

Been addicted to this type of ikan goreng since being introduced to it by Shawn the prawn.

03.00 pm – Went for a haircut.

09.00 pm – Went over to Cititel Penang’s Zhonghua Gourmet for a nice meal with buddies.

Appetizer.

Coated nut.

We had chicken,

deep fried shredded vegetables,

pork ribs,

scrambled eggs,

long beans,

fish (i forgot what this type is called),

chicken 2 for

dinner.

The left 5.

The right 5.

10.30 pm – MOIS, Upper Penang Road.

The bumblebee.

The dove.

The ~.

The siblings.

Anthony the manatee (on the right) felt bored. And when Anthony feels bored, he likes to strike fear into people. Unlucky for Shawn, Anthony was just next to him.

After acquiring a target, Anthony started to fill up a cup with ice cubes.

Shawn, feeling fearful, tried to negotiate.

Anthony got pissed.

Anthony threatened Shawn again.

Nicky the kaypochi who wanted to feel godly, joined in the threats.

Shawn who couldn’t take the pressure, ran off to his former high school scouts.

Shawn : “For the love of 1st South, drink this for me mofos!”

The finger : “Eh! Dun kesi!”

Shawn : “Ah, bollocks!”

Shawn : “I hate you guys.”

Shawn : “Find me a chick, Andy! I’ll be here.”

Andy : “Come have a drink first.”

Andy : “Now, you, dance with my girlfriend.”

Shawn : @[email protected]

Shawn : “I’m sorry Andy. I’ll never ask for a chick from you in future.”

The End.

The importance of afternoon naps.

By 1:24 am, Anthony was already a happy boy.

Andy : “No one wants to talk to me. *sobs*”

One of the few hot mothers that I know of. The other being Justina.

Cannot la, Joline.

This one is so much nicer. Much more natural.

Nicky : “Guys, please don’t act cool like me can ah? Maybe u can try something else? Maybe cute?”

Nicky : “Yeah. I think I’m hot.”

Anthony : “I think you’re hot. I want you.”

Geoffrey : “Alamak!”

(The picture above has been awarded Snapshot Of The Year 2008)

Joline : “Where the hell is my panties?”

Went over to Batu Maung’s Dinas

for nasi kandar. There were just too many people in Nasi Beratur and Raffee. Can’t think of any other place nearby.

05.00 am – zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The Tuesday John Lim Chuang Earng Repaired The Tattoo On His Left Leg

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09.30 am – Had oats with milk and

2 soft boiled eggs for breakfast.

12.00 pm – Went over to the great Peng Yang Chicken Rice for lunch.

Shared a big plate of white chopped chicken, roasted chicken and

a big bowl of kiam chai boay with

this fella.

01.30 pm – Was shocked when I went over to Komtar. The toilet looked different!

Check out the sink!

Check out the men’s urinal!

It looked so much cleaner and brighter. I wonder if the change was caused by Penang’s new Pakatan Rakyat government under Lim Guan Eng.

After that, we went to Exotic Tattoo to

listen to Max on what he can do to save John’s retarded looking + crooked left leg tattoo.

02.00 pm – Lucky for John, Max’s clients were unavailable to come for their appointments, so Max was free to touch up John’s totem pole.

Step 1 : Shave off the surrounding hair.

Step 2 : Apply vaseline.

Step 3 : Take a deep breath and

Step 4 : GO!

“I think I am at my limit”

“Seriously. Painful man!”

“Kill me instead. Please.”

04.00 pm – You see. One of the major reasons why I recommend Komtar’s Exotic Tattoo to everyone is because of hygiene.

They wrap their tattoo markers.

They wrap the ink bottle.

They wrap the antiseptic spray.

They wrap even the lamp.

Each wrapper is changed after every customer. See. So hygiene.

They even wrap their sandwiches.

Just kidding. The sandwiches were bought from a Sunflower Bakery, right where all the jewelry shops in Komtar are situated.

06.00 pm – Changed the grip of the old badminton racquet.

Concord badminton grip.

Ta da~

07.00 pm -Badminton @ Grand View Apartments.

09.30 pm – Tapau-ed from Makbul Nasi Kandar.

~yum

Made a cup of apple cider vinegar drink to help digestion.

Supper. Episode 1.

Supper. Episode 2.

Supper. Episode 3.

01.00 am – zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz