The Monday I Met Up With My University Roommates

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08.30 am – Had soft boiled eggs and

butter toasts for breakfast.

12.30 pm – A bunch of bananas on the way home

from lunch.

02.30 pm – Eminem’s latest song reply to Mariah’s Obsessed is wicked!

Only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me,
Now Im pissed off.

Sit back homey relax, infact grab a six pack, kick back while I kick facts,
Yeah Dre sick track, perfect way to get back
Wanna hear something wick wack?
I got the same exact tat thats on Nicks back
Im obsessed now,
Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee,
Wow Mariah, didnt expect her to go balls out,
Bitch, shut the fuck up before I put all them phone calls out, you made to my house when you was wild n out before Nick,
When you was on my dick and give you somethin to smile about,
How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count,
Better shut your lying mouth if you dont want Nick finding out,
You probably think cuz its been so long if i had something on you I woulda did it by now,
Oh on the contrary, Mary Poppins, Im mixing our studio session down and sending it to mastering to make it loud,
Enough dirt on you to murder you,
This is what the fuck I do,
Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?
However you prefer to do and goes for Nick too, faggot
You think Im scared of you?
You gonna ruin my career you better get one,
Like Ima sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cunt that made me put up with her psycho ass over 6 months and only spread her legs to let me hit once,
Yeah, what you gonna say? Im lucky? Tell the public that I was so ugly that you fucking had to be drunk to fuck me?
Second base? What the fuck you tell Nick, pumpkin?
In the second week we was dry humping. Its gotta count for something,
Listen, girly. Surely you dont want me to talk about how I nutted early ‘cos ejaculated prematurely and bust all over your belly, and you almost started hurling and said I was gross, go get a towel youre stomachs curling.
Or maybe you do.
But if Im embarrassing me, Im embarrassing you and dont you dare say it isnt true.
As long as the songs getting airplay Im dissing you.
Im a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued.
I was gonna stop at 16. That was 32. This is 34 bars. We aint even third of the way through.
Damn, Slim. Mariah played you. Mariah who?
Oh did I say whore, Nick? I meant a liar too.
Like Ive been goin off on you all this time for no reason,
Girl you out ya alcholic mind. Check ya wine cellar. Look at all the amounts of all the wine,
Like I fuckin sit around and think about you all the time,
I just think this shit is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme.
But fuck it now im about to draw the line.
And for you to cross it thats a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb.
I can describe areas of your house you wouldnt find on an episode of Cribs,
A blow below the ribs if I hear another word so dont go opening your jibs cos every time you do its just another load of fibs,
I aint saying this shit again, ho, you know what it is.
Its a warning shot for I blow up ya whole spot,
Call my bluff and Ill release every fucking thing I got,
Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top,
When me and Luis were tryin to stick two CDs in the same spot,

(Slim Shady I love you)
I love you too
Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo. Now what you say?
(Its nothing)
Yeah so what Ill do?
Is refresh your memory when you said I want you
Now should I keep going or should we call truce?
(You think youre cute, right? Hahaha)
You bet your sweet ass I do
(Im Mary Poppins, b)
And Im Superman, ooo
(Mary P. Slim Shady)
Comin at you
So if youll still be my (babygirl)
Then Ill still be your (Superhero, Wilma M.)
Yeah, Im right here
(You like this)
Nope. Not anymore, Dear.
It cuts like a (knife) when I tell ya get a (life)
But Im movin on with mine
Nick, is that your (wife)
Well tell her to shut her mouth then Ill leave her alone,
If she dont (sing this script?) then Ima just keep goin.
(I see Mary Ann. Mary Anns saying cut the tape, cut the tape. Knife!)

04.30 pm – Had watermelons and

mangoes and

toasts for

afternoon break.

Fullmetal Alchemist : Brotherhood 18.

06.00 pm – Trailer for Jack Neo’s latest movie “Where got ghost?”

07.30 pm – Badminton @ Chung Hwa.

09.30 pm – Had Farveen’s for dinner.

10.30 pm – Went over to Paradise Sandy Beach Resort to meet up with Haruramathevar who was in Penang

for a meeting.

11.00 pm – Went to Sri Ananda Bahwan for supper.

University roommates, all 3 of us. Jian Loong (far left) and Haru (middle) slept on top of each other while I was straight and normal and slept on my own. 😈

(note Haru’s hands near his pants)

02.00 am – zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

The Monday I Realized The Need To Cut Down My Google Reader Subscriptions

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08.30 am – Butter toasts for breakfast.

10.30 am – Cleared subscriptions.

google reader

Cleared mails.

mails

01.00 pm – Lunch.

04.30 pm – Afternoon break!

1/8

That shiny stuff is this.

07.00 pm – Badminton @ Chung Hwa.

15 minute fans.

09.00 pm – Went to Sungai Dua’s Hanis for supper.

Ah Beng’s.

Kangkung belacan + padprik ayam.

10.00 pm – zzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

The Friday I Saw Maria Liew In Malaysian Dreamgirl Season 2

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09.00 am – A cup of milo,

a cup of apple cider vinegar with honey and

butter toasts for breakfast.

Sunshine of the morning.

10.30 am – Swept my bedroom.

Showered this fella.

12.00 pm – Bought lunch from Genting Island Glades’s economy rice stall.

The kiam chai boey from Shim Lam Huat chicken rice.

Lunch.

Afternoon coffee.

01.00 pm – Watched a bit of Malaysia Dreamgirl and guess who I saw?

maria-liew-malaysian-dreamgirl

04.30 pm – A banana and an apple for tea break.

06.30 pm – Collected the tickets.

Went down to Gurney’s food court for dinner. Had the super delicious nasi goreng

padprik ayam.

~yum.

Happily anticipating the taste on her tastebuds while topping her rice with the dish.

07.30 pm – Marley & Me.

marley & me

FC Rating : 7/10

10.30 pm – American Idol s08e17.

american-idol-season-8-wildcard

11.30 pm – Went over to Nasi Beratur Masjid Kapitan Keling to satisfy my craving. The line was this long when I arrived.

12.00 am – Half an hour later.

The fish curry.

~yum.

01.00 am – American Idol s08e18.

american-idol-top-13

02.00 am – zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

The Saturday I Went To Joo Leong For Breakfast

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09.30 am – Dropped by Joo Leong for breakfast for the first time.

Had a packet of

nasi lemak,

butter toasts and

soft boiled eggs.

10.30 am – American Idol s08e14 & s08e15.

american idol top 36 group 2

01.30 pm – Went to Lay Hong’s nasi Melayu for lunch.

~yum.

Rempah fish.

Kedai Kopi Lay Hong.

03.30 pm – Went over to Weld Quay’s Okio for dessert.

~yum.

04.00 pm – Dropped by e-Gate’s PC Depot to get

a RM52 8GB USB flash drive for myself.

05.00 pm – When Harry Met Sally.

when harry met sally

08.30 pm – Went to Gembira Parade’s Chikuma Japanese Restaurant for dinner with Mum.

The egg custard

came first.

Had pork teriyaki,

rice,

watermelon for dessert and

miso soup.

The RM13.80 teriyaki set.

11.00 pm – MOIS.

Boring.

John : Enough.. enough..

Joline : Stop tickling me!

Best friends forever.

Best friends forever 2!

“and IIIIIIiiiiiii…… will always…”

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All smiles 😀

John : Eh heavy bastard, I’m gonna spill this la!

Shawn : [Fill in the blanks]

Pearline : Phone number?

John : *thinking* Should I or shouldn’t I?

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Kirsty : How was photo taking session just now?

Kirsty : Got feel like punching her anot?

03.30 am – Zenzibar for more beer.

05.00 am – zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

The Thursday I Tried Autocity’s Takehana Japanese Restaurant

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10.00 am – Had oats milk and

a double bagua toast for breakfast.

02.00 pm – Picked up Dad from Autocity’s Ssangyong.

Kesian no one wants to buy the Rexton.

02.30 pm – Went over to Takehana Autocity for lunch.

Had a big ass squid,

katsudon and

miso soup for

lunch. Although the katsudon was tasty, the meat was hard to chew.

03.00 pm – Went back to Ssangyong Autocity for a short chat with the manager.

Made myself some white coffee.

08.00 pm – Had stir fried mix vegetables,

pork vegetable soup and

a steamed fish head

for dinner.

10.30 pm – Bird’s nest for supper. Thanks Mum!

01.00 am – Scrubs s08e09.

02.00 am – zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

The Tuesday I Went To Xuan Xin Restaurant For The First Time

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08.30 am – Had a cup of milo,

a fortune cookie and

buttered toasts for breakfast.

12.30 pm – Had lunch.

The usual cup of Nescafe.

07.30 pm – As today was Dad’s bro’s birthday, we went out for dinner. He brought us all to try out Gurney’s newly opened Xuan Xin.

The finger food that greeted us, even before we were given

the menu.

We had sauteed pumpkin with salted egg yolk,

sauteed lotus ahizome,

poached chinese spinach box thorn with 2 kinds of egg in superior sauce,

deep fried eggplant with wasabi salad dressing,

fried omelet with bittergourd,

chilli sauce fish fillet,

deep fried pork chop in black pepper sauce and

a stewed homemade beancurd with oyster sauce for

dinner.

Honeydew sago for dessert.

12.00 am – zzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

The Wednesday I Tried Kelawai Curry Fish Head

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08.30 am – Woke up to a cup of milo with nestum,

toasts,

and a plate of mi sedap.

~yum.

12.30 pm – Went down to town using Jelutong’s coastal highway which is actually full of adverts from Nippon Paint,

Maxis and

Public Mutual.

Yeah, and direction boards as well.

Penang’s tallest.

Actually, I wanted to check out 2 badminton shops located along Jalan Kek Chuan, somewhere behind Masjid Pakistan.

The first shop that I actually went into was Teong. It’s more like a mini shop, selling very basic badminton equipments nia.

After spending about 1 minute looking around I left and went into Finn Enterprise. Boy was I surprised.

I was amazed by the variety of badminton shoes,

RCL shuttlecocks,

badminton bags and

racquets on display.

After asking Mr. Finn about the difference between the shuttlecocks, I finally chose RCL Gold, priced at RM42 per tube.

Mr. Finn’s namecard.

01.00 pm – Decided to try out Kelawai Fish Head.

The pricelist.

Placed an order with the fella here and had it

sent over in about 15 minutes.

Noticed something missing when it came.

I didn’t know that you’d have to separately order the lady’s fingers.

Spent about RM18 total for 2 persons.

The fish in the logo looks evil. 👿

04.30 pm – Break time!

07.30 pm – Had an early dinner of buttered bakua toasts and

fruits.

09.00 pm – Badminton with buddies.

12.00 am – zzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

The Monday I Jogged Around Bukit Gelugor For The First Time

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09.00 am – Had apple cider vengar + honey drink,

milo + nestum,

soft boiled eggs and

butter toasts for

breakfast.

01.00 pm – Had economy rice for lunch.

06.30 pm – Went for a jog around Bukti Gelugor. Passed through

Lengkok Bawah,

Jalan Khemah,

Lengkok Atas,

Jalan Pekeliling and

the Gelugor mini roundabout before heading back home.

07.30 pm – Mum-made fettucine and

a bowl of bolognese for

dinner.

12.00 am – zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The Tuesday I Tried Solving My Fujifilm Finepix F20 Focus Error

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09.00 am – Had soft boiled eggs,

a cup of milo,

a glass of apple cider vinegar + honey,

buttered toasts and

an egg tart

for breakfast.

10.00 pm – Went over to Penang’s Fujifilm Service Centre to hand in my Finepix F20.

The service form. You see, the thing I am afraid most is getting cheated. The fella servicing my camera can easily say anything he wants, if he wants. Maybe the problem is some dust particles stuck at the lens but he may say that the lens is spoiled and I need to spend hundreds in repair costs. That is what I am afraid of the most. Anyways, the expected damage to my pocket is expected to be at RM200.

10.30 pm – When I came home I surfed around and saw a post on a website offering a possible solution to my problem.

fujifilm focus error solution

11.00 pm – And so I went back to Fujifilm’s service centre and took back my camera, wondering if the solution above works.

11.30 pm – Sadly, it didn’t. Hmmmmmm.. I thought maybe I could unscrew and clean the lens myself. Took out my precision screwdrivers and started unscrewing.

Sadly, I couldn’t unscrew these 3 tight buggers as I didn’t have the right sized screwdriver.

12.00 pm – Went over to Jelutong’s Upzen Hardware

and bought another set of precision screwdrivers, the right size this time.

12.30 pm – Unscrewed the remaining 3 and… ta da!

The naked Fujifilm Finepix F20.

01.00 pm – Had lunch.

06.30 pm – Had an early dinner.

08.00 pm – Badminton @ Grand View Apartments.

10.00 pm – Bought a packet of nasi kandar from Batu Maung’s

Dinas.

12.00 am – zzzzZZzZZZzzzzzzzzz

The Friday I Had Esplanade’s Mee Sotong Goreng For The 2nd Time

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09.30 am – Had soft boiled eggs (2nd successful attempt! yay!)

buttered toasts and

bananas for

breakfast.

01.30 pm – Went over to Esplanade’s Food Court for it’s

super duper delicious

special mee sotong. ~sedap

02.30 pm – Let myself be serenaded by Romeo.

06.30 pm – Went out for a jog around Island Glades

for half an hour.

07.30 pm – Had dinner.

09.00 pm – Collected the tickets for Bolt.

09.30 pm – Went down to McDonald’s for a quick bite

before heading back to the cinema. I liked Rhino the hamster a lot!

FC Rating : 8/10

Rhino rocks!

12.00 am – Went over to Upper Penang Road’s Tiger Arms for a few rounds of Guinness.

03.00 am – zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz