The Monday I Was Invited To Submit My Resume

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08.14 am – Had cornflakes and

soft boiled eggs for breakfast.

12.30 pm – Bought a bunch of bananas on the way back from

buying lunch.

Had my caffeine fix.

01.43 pm – Fullmetal Alchemist : Brotherhood 25

02.09 pm – Grey’s Anatomy s06e01e02.

06.13 pm – Received an invite to submit my resume to AllStaff.

04.30 pm – Took sick, diarrheaing granny to 24 Hours Klinik Batu Lanchang.

Economic crisis.

05.03 pm – Had cheese toasts for afternoon break.

07.00 pm – Badminton @ Chung Hwa.

09.06 pm – Early supper.

Fried tom yam curly noodles.

Bought a piece of extra bun in addition to the curly noodles.

Bangkali roti.

12.00 am – zzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The Thursday The Sunflower Was At Half Bloom

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08.43 am – Had coconut oil toasts,

oats,

soft boiled eggs and

a papaya for breakfast.

11.03 am – 2 and a half months later.

Now it’s so tall. When it was 1 month old.

12.32 pm – Lunch.

Bought a bunch of bananas for RM3 per kilogram.

12.58 pm – My caffeine fix.

05.24 pm – Afternoon break!

08.01 pm – Dark soy sauce fish,

boiled ladies fingers,

stir fried vegetables,

curry fish and

lobak for

dinner.

12.00 am – zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The Monday I Met Up With My University Roommates

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08.30 am – Had soft boiled eggs and

butter toasts for breakfast.

12.30 pm – A bunch of bananas on the way home

from lunch.

02.30 pm – Eminem’s latest song reply to Mariah’s Obsessed is wicked!

Only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me,
Now Im pissed off.

Sit back homey relax, infact grab a six pack, kick back while I kick facts,
Yeah Dre sick track, perfect way to get back
Wanna hear something wick wack?
I got the same exact tat thats on Nicks back
Im obsessed now,
Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee,
Wow Mariah, didnt expect her to go balls out,
Bitch, shut the fuck up before I put all them phone calls out, you made to my house when you was wild n out before Nick,
When you was on my dick and give you somethin to smile about,
How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count,
Better shut your lying mouth if you dont want Nick finding out,
You probably think cuz its been so long if i had something on you I woulda did it by now,
Oh on the contrary, Mary Poppins, Im mixing our studio session down and sending it to mastering to make it loud,
Enough dirt on you to murder you,
This is what the fuck I do,
Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?
However you prefer to do and goes for Nick too, faggot
You think Im scared of you?
You gonna ruin my career you better get one,
Like Ima sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cunt that made me put up with her psycho ass over 6 months and only spread her legs to let me hit once,
Yeah, what you gonna say? Im lucky? Tell the public that I was so ugly that you fucking had to be drunk to fuck me?
Second base? What the fuck you tell Nick, pumpkin?
In the second week we was dry humping. Its gotta count for something,
Listen, girly. Surely you dont want me to talk about how I nutted early ‘cos ejaculated prematurely and bust all over your belly, and you almost started hurling and said I was gross, go get a towel youre stomachs curling.
Or maybe you do.
But if Im embarrassing me, Im embarrassing you and dont you dare say it isnt true.
As long as the songs getting airplay Im dissing you.
Im a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued.
I was gonna stop at 16. That was 32. This is 34 bars. We aint even third of the way through.
Damn, Slim. Mariah played you. Mariah who?
Oh did I say whore, Nick? I meant a liar too.
Like Ive been goin off on you all this time for no reason,
Girl you out ya alcholic mind. Check ya wine cellar. Look at all the amounts of all the wine,
Like I fuckin sit around and think about you all the time,
I just think this shit is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme.
But fuck it now im about to draw the line.
And for you to cross it thats a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb.
I can describe areas of your house you wouldnt find on an episode of Cribs,
A blow below the ribs if I hear another word so dont go opening your jibs cos every time you do its just another load of fibs,
I aint saying this shit again, ho, you know what it is.
Its a warning shot for I blow up ya whole spot,
Call my bluff and Ill release every fucking thing I got,
Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top,
When me and Luis were tryin to stick two CDs in the same spot,

(Slim Shady I love you)
I love you too
Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo. Now what you say?
(Its nothing)
Yeah so what Ill do?
Is refresh your memory when you said I want you
Now should I keep going or should we call truce?
(You think youre cute, right? Hahaha)
You bet your sweet ass I do
(Im Mary Poppins, b)
And Im Superman, ooo
(Mary P. Slim Shady)
Comin at you
So if youll still be my (babygirl)
Then Ill still be your (Superhero, Wilma M.)
Yeah, Im right here
(You like this)
Nope. Not anymore, Dear.
It cuts like a (knife) when I tell ya get a (life)
But Im movin on with mine
Nick, is that your (wife)
Well tell her to shut her mouth then Ill leave her alone,
If she dont (sing this script?) then Ima just keep goin.
(I see Mary Ann. Mary Anns saying cut the tape, cut the tape. Knife!)

04.30 pm – Had watermelons and

mangoes and

toasts for

afternoon break.

Fullmetal Alchemist : Brotherhood 18.

06.00 pm – Trailer for Jack Neo’s latest movie “Where got ghost?”

07.30 pm – Badminton @ Chung Hwa.

09.30 pm – Had Farveen’s for dinner.

10.30 pm – Went over to Paradise Sandy Beach Resort to meet up with Haruramathevar who was in Penang

for a meeting.

11.00 pm – Went to Sri Ananda Bahwan for supper.

University roommates, all 3 of us. Jian Loong (far left) and Haru (middle) slept on top of each other while I was straight and normal and slept on my own. 😈

(note Haru’s hands near his pants)

02.00 am – zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

The Monday I Checked Out Pictures Of The Solar Eclipse And Tour De France

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08.30 am – Papayas,

bananas and

peanut butter toasts for breakfast.

10.00 am – Cleared the weekend accumulated posts from my favourite blogs.

12.30 pm – Bought a bunch of bananas on the way back from

tapau-ing lunch.

02.00 pm – Fullmetal Alchemist : Brotherhood 17.

05.00 pm – Mangoes and

coconut oil toasts for afternoon break.

07.00 pm – Badminton @ Chung Hwa.

09.00 pm – Dinner at the coffee shop opposite the school.

Had stir fried fish fillet with spring onion and ginger.

12.00 am – Gazed at awesome pictures of the longest total solar eclipse of the 21st century and

Tour De France 2009.

02.00 am – zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The Wednesday Google Announced Chrome OS

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09.00 am – Had a piece of red apple,

oats milk,

coconut oil toasts and

soft boiled eggs for breakfast.

11.00 amGoogle announced the release of Google Chrome OS next year.

01.00 pm – Bought a bunch of bananas on the way back from buying

lunch.

05.00 pm – Afternoon break!

06.30 pm – Power Training @ ZeroFitness.

08.30 pm – Made some drinks to accompany my

dinner, bought from Shariff’s.

~best~

09.00 pm – Watched the last episode of Mr Siao Season 1. Catch it all on youtube.

12.00 am – zzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The Monday The Credit Card Bill Came

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09.00 am – Went to O&N Coffee Shop for

wan than mee.

Breakfast.

11.00 am – Credit card bill came.

01.00 pm – Bought a bunch of bananas and

lunch.

04.30 pm – An apple and

peanut butter toasts for tea break!

05.00 pm – Frightened Fail.

06.30 pmPower Training at Zero Fitness Gym.

power training.

08.00 pm – Farveen’s nasi dalkandar for dinner.

11.00 pm – Scrubs s08e12 & s08e13.

12.30 am – zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz

The Friday I Continued Fixing PCJ

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09.00 am – Woke up to a plate of barbecued Chinese pork toasts.

10.00 am – Discovered my first car spare part shop in Penang while cruising along Jalan Tan Sri Teh Ewe Lim. Was told that they have everything for almost every car.

Yeong Sim’s spare part shop was located just beside the Jelutong police station somwhere

just before the traffic lights.

Bought a new right hand side back bumper for PCJ.

Went over to Speed Auto Accessories to buy PCJ a new number plate.

Pulling it out.

Pulled out.

Had them fix in a new third brake light as well.

The old one made noise whenever I played high bass songs.

old brake light

The new number plate. Ta da!

I accidentally remembered that I had wanted to replace the car front and

back window seals when I was at Speed Auto Accessories.

Went back to Yeong Sim as

it was just a minute away.

Had both replaced immediately.

Ta da!

Brand new.

12.30 pm – Went down to Genting coffee shop to buy lunch.

Bought a banana and a

teh ais on the way.

07.00 pm – Went to Gurney and collected the tickets.

07.30 pm – Went to Gurney’s food court for dinner. Had a plate of nasi goreng ikan masin and

the ever delicious padprik ayam.

08.00 pm – Bought a tube of mentos.

08.30 pm – Look For A Star.

look for a star

FC Rating : 6/10

11.00 pm – Went over to G Hotel’s

awesomely named bar,

G Spot,

for some live music and

to hang out with buddies.

03.00 am – zzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The Thursday Granny Came Home From Calgary, Canada

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10.30 am – Had fruits,

oats with milk and

soft boiled eggs for breakfast.

Fatzard returns!

01.00 pm – Had lunch.

Bought a bunch of these on the way home.

The usual.

01.30 pm – Prepared a farewell bag for Anthony’s Ixus 890IS.

Before.

After.

02.00 pm – Granny came home. Bought me briefs and

a collar t-shirt. Thanks granny!

08.00 pm – Went over to Jerejak Jetty Cafe for dinner.

Had their super duper delicious nasi putih

padprik ayam! *died and went to heaven*

09.00 pm – Went over to Queensbay to do some window shopping. Was in time for the 20% sushi discount at 9pm.

12.00 am – zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The Monday I Had The Most Delicious Burger In Penang For Dinner

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09.00 am – Had toasts,

milo with nestum,

a pear and

half boiled eggs

for breakfast.

10.30 am – Cut me nails.

Before.

After.

12.30 pm – Had lunch.

Bought a bunch on the way home.

01.00 pm – Took the broken string guitar

to Kuantan Road’s Art Tune

to get it fixed.

05.30 pm – Tea break!

06.30 pm – Went over to Botanical Gardens for a jog.

07.30 pm – Went over to the most delicious burger stall in Penang, located at Jelutong Post Office, for dinner. The stall was still being set up when I arrived.

Went over to the Chinese hawker stalls for dinner first.

Had this stall’s

pork ribs fried rice.

08.00 pm – Finally. It’s open.

Had a Beef Burger Special.

One of the 2 things I like about Pos Burger Jelutong is that they give generous portions of vegetables.

The other is just the plain delicious taste of their burger. ~yum

FC Rating : 9/10

10.00 pm – Semut E.

(got it from mhyshael’s)

01.00 am – Watched Grey’s Anatomy s05e09.

02.00 am – zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The Thursday Morning This Blog Progressed Further

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10.30 am – Had breakfast.

11.30 am – Thank you! 😀

12.30 pm – Had lunch.

Bought RM4.50 worth of bananas on the way back.

Had Train brand’s Penang Style.

01.00 pm – Watched Heroes s03e07.

07.30 pm – Had dinner.

Prawn fritters.

Popeye’s favourite.

Salted fish pork.

Radish soup.

09.00 pm – Watched Journey To The Center Of The Earth.

12.00 am – zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz