The Comedy Club Penang

Hard Rock Hotel Penang will be hosting a stand up comedy show called The Comedy Club Penang this 8th December 2013. Hosted by Matt Belotti, the show will have 2 really funny comedians performing, namely Papi Zak and Gina Yashere. What makes Papi Zak special is that he is from Malaysia, speaks perfect English and has a really good sense of humor. If you are a Malaysian, you will definitely relate to his jokes. Really talented fella. Here’s a video of him in action.

Gina Yashere, however, is an international stand up comedian who has been doing it since years ago, traveling all over the world for shows. The first time I heard her name, I quickly youtubed her out and found her jokes to be really, really funny. I kid you not.

So, if you have the time this Sunday, 8th December, do consider making it for the show at 3pm-6pm in Hard Rock Hotel Penang. It’s RM60 for a drink (wine, beer, or soft drink) and subsequent drinks available for RM10 nett each.

Funny My Days

The Friday I Repaired My Bathroom Door’s Lock

09.00 am – Breakfast.

10.00 am – Grocerying at Tesco. Bought a bottle of shaving foam, lizard trap, Shurei hair wax,

a packet of coffee-mate, mamee kari berapi, ebiko sushi,

sesame oil, a tub of honey,

black & white socks, disposable shavers,

a blade sharpener and toothbrushes.

11.00 am – Went for a haircut.

11.30 am – Picked up a pair of Topwin

cylindrical locks from

Seng Lee Paints & Hardware.

12.30 pm – Lunch.

Economy rice.

01.30 pm – My bathroom door’s old squeeky lock.

It took me 10 minutes just to remove

the deadbolt latch and

another 10 minutes to remove the knob altogether.

At least I got the job done

removing the old lock completely.

Once you have experience,

fixing in the new door lock is easy.

02.30 pm – Reward!

07.00 pm – Confessions of a Shopaholic.

confessions of a shopaholic

FC Rating : 6.5/10

09.00 pm – Dinner at Sri Ananda Bahwan.

Had watermelon + mango lassi.

Banana leaf!

10.30 pm – Spotted a MYR 0 promo! Cost only MYR 140 for 2 return tickets! wooOOOoo!!!!


12.00 am – zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz

Funny My Days

The Sunday I Went To Canton-i Queensbay

12.30 pm – Woke up to a bowl of curry mee.

02.00 pm – Watched Seven Pounds.

seven pounds

FC Rating : 6.5/10

08.30 pm – Went over to Queensbay’s Canton-i for dinner for the first time.

Pork balls porridge. Delicious.

Deep fried crullers wrapped in chee cheong fun. Delicious but not worth the money.

No idea what this is. Didn’t get to taste it.

Egg tarts. Delicious.

Roast pork, honey pork, duck roast. Delicious.

Cuttlefish. Ok ok la.

Cake. Ok ok la.

Fried koay teow macam. Ok ok la.

Chee cheong fun type A. Delicious but not worth the money.

Chee cheong fun type B. Delicious but not worth the money.

Fried noodles. Delicious.

Fried noodles with prawn. Doesn’t suit my tastebuds.


12.00 am – zzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

Funny My Days

The Thursday I Discovered That Khian Guan And Khong Guan Are Melamine Contaminated

09.00 am – Watched the LIVE 3rd and final US Presidential debate between Barack Obama and John McCain. Interesting stuff, I tell ya.

12.00 pm – Had lunch.

My favourite coffee of all time, Nescafe.

03.00 pm – Went to PISA to book us a badminton court.

The BIG ass main hall.

Paid RM20 for 2 hours’ worth of playing time

at PenEvents’s office.

04.30 pm – Discovered that the biscuits below are dangerous. Highly contaminated with melamine, the substance that leads to cancer, bladder, kidney, eye, skin and sex problems. Dangerous stuff, I tell ya. Here are several examples.

Khian Guan’s Break Away.

Khong Guan’s Sultana.

Khong Guan’s Lemon Puff.

White Rabbit.

05.00 pm – Project 1MA.

06.30 pm – Had Farveen’s nasi dalkandar for an early dinner.

08.30 pm – Badminton in PISA

with buddies. I didn’t like playing here as the floor was so slippery. Tarak grip langsung.

10.30 pm – Had supper at Khaleel USM with Elvis Presley

and this fella. (Gabe’s peminat wasn’t happy I took her picture)

Surprisingly, the padprik daging was actually nice.

My heart wanted to stop but my eyes were hungry. Turns out, Shawn’s encouragement to eat broke the deadlock for me. Bloody hell.

12.30 am – zzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

Funny My Days

The Tuesday Where I Watched Anwar Slaughter Strawberry

09.30 am – Showered. Breakfasted.

10.30 am – Updated famouschris.

12.00 pm – Lunch with Daniel who will be having training at E-gate for the whole week. Will be seeing more of his face.

I accidentally dropped my phone when ordering. Damn.

01.30 pm – Decluttered and reorganized my desktop.



02.00 pm – Updated famouschris.

04.30 pm – Discovered that the Bon Odori Carnival’s this Saturday.

05.00 pm – Napped.

05.30 pm – Registered for an OpenID.

06.00 pm – Super Gym.

08.00 pm – Tapau-ed Parma’s oyaku-don (chicken-rice).

08.30 pm – Dinner was delicious and filling too.

09.00 pm – Watched Anwar Ibrahim slaughter Cik Strawberry.

Anwar’s question : harga minyak naik mendadak, tapi inflasi tak naik….siapa yang ajar ni?

Famouschris answer : Badawi dan Najib. Badawi tertidur masa ajar dalam kelas sementara Najib sibuk letup pompuan.

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Part 7
Part 8

10.00 pm – Chit chatted with buddies.

11.00 pm – CS.

12.00 am – Chit chatted again.

01.00 am – zzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz


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Funny As Shit.


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